NEWSFLASH!

[motorman]

Ghosty, I know it's a big ask but while you have that Big Compacting machine on hire, could i send round the boys with a few lorry loads of Bulgarians and Hungarians for you to crush into oblivian??

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Ghosty, I know it's a big ask but while you have that Big Compacting machine on hire, could i send round the boys with a few lorry loads of Bulgarians and Hungarians for you to crush into oblivian??

Would love to oblige "Motorman", but the bloke across the road is now using it, he also received a parcel, a ticking one at that and he wants to crush that very quickly, he did say this one has come from Manchester or somewhere up North, because the ticking was in a Northern accent!

Ghosty.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

The V.B.D. Times has received news of a few collectors looking to extend their collecting interests into other model 'Brands' and we understand a few "Matchbox" collectors have taken to adding 'Dinky Toys', but there are concerns over metal fatigue on the older models, however, an enterprising new company may have the answer to halting this fatigue and preventing it starting in the first place on relatively sound models.

"be on the moon.com" is prepaired to offer space flights of your model collections to a secure storage facility on the far side of the Moon. Once there, the model's life span will actually extend somewhat, due to lower gravity and a thinner atmosphere and these will halt the fatigue problem in models already with it, and more recent Dinky models will not suffer any fatigue at all.

Owners can visit their collections at any time, but it is best to organize a proper gathering of owners to help with the overall cost of re-commissioning one of the last Space Shuttles for the journey, but this does include on-board snacks.

Now tomorrows weather...

[misterpop]

Scooby snacks??

[motorman]

Is Richard Branson involved?

I have always fancied riding Virgin to the moon and back.

[fixer]

far side of the moon ..... wasn't that Pink Floyd .... oh no it was dark side of the moon

[johnboy]

far side of the moon ..... wasn't that Pink Floyd .... oh no it was dark side of the moon

You sound like you're suffering from fatigue Reg

[YYS4BOB]

There is no dark side of the moon really, as a matter of fact it is all dark.

[motorman]

There is no dark side of the moon really, as a matter of fact it is all dark.

Wow that's way to complex for me....now where's my spoon?

[fixer]

There is no dark side of the moon really, as a matter of fact it is all dark.

there is there is Roger and Dave said they'll meet you there