NEWSFLASH!

[johnboy]

Can't be me Reg....that guys is wearing underwear so he is not a true scotsman!!

I think it's a tattoo of a pair of knickers

[YYS4BOB]

Blimey, that could be painful! Mind you, just a few more little pr*cks.

[motorman]

Blimey, that could be painful! Mind you, just a few more little pr*cks.

I'll have you know I am a huge pr*ck Bob, so there!!!!

[YYS4BOB]

No further comment necessary

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Due to the recent VW scandal and the fact they own Bentley cars, Rolls-Royce are hoping to cash-in on the opportunity for more sales if customers shy away from Bentley.

To increase car production, they are abandoning workers Tea breaks and instead will bring teas to the production floor. Because of the nature of car production at Rolls-Royce, they do not allow photography fearing production secrets will be exposed, so they had their resident artist do a drawing for us, of the first Day of this new scheme in action...

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...looks to be a winner, as we can see cars being rushed out of the factory to new owners.

Now the weather in your area.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

WARNING!

''Fat Fingers Ghosty'' is reported as operating at a toy fair in your area. Dealers and traders are being warned to not leave their tables unattended as stock, in particular Rolls-Royce models are likely to go missing!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

THIS IS SURELY NOT TRUE!

A story circulating the forum that certain members are becoming bored with collecting have revisited old threads. This seems to carry water when ''Ghosty'' was spotted writing something in here...viewtopic.php?f=5&t=447&p=84442#p84442

Now the weather where you are.

[ClOwY]

The weather must wait Ghosty
Collecting
Lesney
Only
With
Yesteryears.
Gary (clowy)