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Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:21 pm
by Dr Jazz

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:05 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
It's Special Offer time here at the 'V B D Times'.

We understand that one of our readers has been enjoying the delights of some fantastic cars outside his property, cars like the Ford GT 40 etc, all because he put up a sign for some free beer!

So, we thought we would try it and see which classic cars turn up outside our offices.

So starting today, the offer is...FREE BEER TOMORROW go on, you know you want some and bring a classic car with you.

Now, the weather.

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:21 pm
by motorman
Will my 11 year old Honda Civic fall into the Classic Category Kev?? ;)

I am really thirsty!! :D

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:30 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
motorman wrote:Will my 11 year old Honda Civic fall into the Classic Category Kev?? ;)

I am really thirsty!! :D
Yeh, just draw some wire wheels and an open drop head canvas top on it and your'll be OK.

Ghosty.

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 8:33 pm
by motorman
Working on it right away. See you tomorrow.........make sure that beer is cold!! I have been reliably informed that you Englanders like your beer warm!!! Whats that all about?? :roll:

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:18 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Yes, sorry about that Alex, the brewery delivers it to the pubs as pint measures, but by the time the staff have finished arseing about with converting it to litres, it's gone all warm...

Ghosty.

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 6:05 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
The 'FREE BEER TOMORROW' special offer here at the 'V B D Times' is proving very successful. Lots of interested takers keep coming back for their FREE BEER, but I keep telling them "It's tomorrow, come back then"...

Now the weather.

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 7:35 pm
by fixer
see you then :D :D

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:09 pm
by misterpop
Warm beer..Its all about taste and fillings.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: NEWSFLASH!

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:39 pm
by motorman
misterpop wrote:Warm beer..Its all about taste and fillings.. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes....tastes S**T!!