NEWSFLASH!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Alex Lester and his 'clue is in the shoe', oh no! look out, EE-Aw, EE-Aw, it's Carrots with another anagram.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

As I came in to the office this morning, I pulled a couple of those 'Post it' notes off the door and somebody has written in ink..."nefarious hacks at VBD Times". I was taken aback somewhat at this, because we are here to tell all of you the important news stories of the day, so I shudder to think what this is all about!

I have sent our staff reporter...Kenny Ken, to go and investigate and report back with his findings.

News just in, its going to rain.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Latest news, it is raining.

[motorman]

Latest news, it is raining.

Ghosty i have just noticed the number of posts you have, 666, i just knew there was something rather devilish about you.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

There you go, there's no longer a Devil inside...now look at my posting number.

Ghosty.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

I've heard nothing from our staff reporter on the mystery 'Post its' stuck to the office door the other morning, hope he has not been abducted by Aliens, or husled away by Wally the Walrus.

If your reading this Ken, lets have your report on your investigations of those 'Post it' notes, or a report on the Alien habits of model car collecting, whichever is applicable, I'll continue to man your desk while you sort it out.

Now, the sports weather...its raining.

[matchbox360]

As I came in to the office this morning, I pulled a couple of those 'Post it' notes off the door and somebody has written in ink..."nefarious hacks at VBD Times"

Oh dear, did I really write that?

Well you see, at the time, Motorman proclaimed his admiration for Bulgarian diecast and this came as such a shock, it sent my brain into a tizzy. I've fully recovered now, with a little help from my friend J. Daniels. As everyone knows, VBD times is a paragon of media integrity. Its journalistic standards are exemplary and a shining example to all.

MM has since categorically stated that he will "NEVER accept Bulgarian (or Hungarian) Matchbox as anything other than an abomination", so things are back to 'normal' again. I suppose this means the 'Bulgarian Vendetta' goes on, but I'm loathe to bring it up, seeing MM's rather extreme reaction to the subject.

Just so that you know, Ghosty, my previous comments were meant in jest and no offence was intended to anyone (hope none was taken). I have the utmost respect for you, MM and all my other fellow members on this Forum. Please excuse my occassional 'warped' attempts at humour, sometimes I can't help myself!

Cheers,
(Kenny) Ken

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Thank's Kenny Ken, lovely report there, didn't understand it, but there you go, we will probably just put it into the late edition so nobody see's it.

Just some late sports news...it's still raining.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

BREAKING NEWS...It's not nice when you hear of collectors clubs having to close down, but we have had a report come in from the local Clairvoyance association, they can not see any future in it...!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Philatelists have caused a riot at their local club, saying they could not stick it any more!