NEWSFLASH!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

The 'VBD Times' has received notification that more and more Adults are coming into the forum, so upper management have decided to add an 'Adults Only' section where you can read about X-rated material, view delicate photos, place your wanted adds (and requests for special services etc) and generally be very smutty about life in general.

A spokesman for upper management, says..."This new section will be totally un-managed or monitored at all times, so none of the members views or comments will be censored" and another spokesperson who will be taking part in this new section says..."I am looking forward very much to showing some of my special Holiday Snaps of me and a very close friend, Raymond, as we have had problems in the past trying to show these on other forums".

So it looks like we at Vintage British Made Diecasts will have another hit on it's hands and the VBD Times wish it well and trusts it will be very popular.

Now the weather...

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Congratulations are in-hand for one of our readers. "Numi" has tied the knot, but I understand it was not a simple task, far from it. When "Numi" saw the recipient advertised on E-bay with some fetching photos, it all looked good, however, when this so called handsome guy was delivered to "Numi's" home things stared to go wrong. The thing that didn't quite look right was the colour, in the photos it looked like a classic blond haired hunk from a popular TV series, but on scratching the surface there were signs of touching-up, Ah well, we all do that as we get older.

Next problem was the stability, it didn't seem to want to walk very nice and "Numi" was advised to check his rivets, and that's where the real warning signs rang out..."Numi" discovered the rivets had been tampered with, Oh dear, now what could she do, well, this purchase was not overly expensive compaired to the others in her collection, so it was not too bad and in fact she knew a fellow collector who was good at rectifying bad rivets to almost as good as new.

To end on a high..."Numi" has had all the work done and is now very happy with her new husband and is living happily ever after, the end.

Now the weather...

[zBret]

zBret...Brilliant mate, you have just employed yourself as a senior staff writer on the 'VBD Times'.
Ghosty.

Thank You Ghosty , I feel quite honored to have this position ( I think)
ohh I'll be needing the corporate plane this weekend Ghosty..hopefully it's been cleaned !

zBret

[zBret]

The VBD Times has been getting reports, of Parliamentary grumblings, regarding the new "Holy Grail" section on the VBD forum...

May I refere the right Honourable 'Alex of the Scottish isles', to a statement I made earlier on page 1, third posting down and he will see I put this forward to the House, only the other day! and my right Honourable friend has not read my statement properly, my Lord.

Rt Hon Ghosty i realise you mentioned this before but i was hoping the Right Honourable Sir Nick Jones might consider attending this Parliamentary debate and consider adding a sticky in both the Superfast section and the Regular wheel section of the Forum to make it easier for us all to post appropriately.

Stay with us for further developments on this developing story...
zBret VBD Times

[nickjones]

The 'further developments' have already developed, I started a holy grail in the superfast section last night. and it is a sticky

[motorman]

Thank you Sir Nick.

As for you Rt Hon Ghosty i will remove my SF posts from the Holy grail section of the lounge and move them to the new Sticky Sir Nick has created in the SF section. (when i get a minute.....I am running late for the school run!!)

[motorman]

Thanks Ghosty i see you have attended to moving my SF posts onto the new Sticky, Ta very much.

[motorman]

JUST IN....GHOSTY IS MISSING IN ACTION, OUR SENIOR REPORTER VENTURED ON A POTENTIAL SUICIDE MISSION AND PARACHUTED INTO THE OLD LEFORA FORUM SITE........THAT WAS SOME TIME AGO AND SINCE THEN, ALL COMMUNICATION HAS CEASED. A COBRA MEETING IS AT THE MOMENT TAKING PLACE AND PRELIMINARY REPORTS SUGGEST THAT GHOSTY HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A VERY DANGEROUS BUG (OR CHRISTINE) AND IS NOT ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF HAVING GROWN WEAK FROM THE HIGH CHOLESTEROL DIET HE HAS CONSUMED SINCE BIRTH. OUR HOPES ARE FADING!!. GOD BLESS YOU GHOSTY.

AND NOW THE TRAVEL REPORT......

[GHOSTHUNTER]

THANK YOU MOTORMAN. WHISPER HERE AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO STAND-IN FOR GHOSTY TO KEEP HIS OFFICE UP AND RUNNING.

YES, IT SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE WE STILL HAVE TO WITNESS SUCH BAD BEHAVIOUR FROM SOME VERY NAUGHTY PEOPLE. WE HAVE A MEMO FROM OUR MANAGING DIRECTOR WHO SENT GHOSTY ON A SECRET MISSION INTO THE 'LEFORA' SITE, KNOWING IT WAS A HOT-BED OF WRONG DOINGS, BUT FELT IF ANYONE COULD GET IN, IT WAS GHOSTY AS HE STILL HAD ALL THE OLD PASSWORDS HIDDEN ABOUT HIS BODY.

CLEARLY HE WAS HOT STUFF AND WAS AMBUSHED FOR HIS TECHNICAL PROWESS AND TO BE KIDNAPPED BY SUCH UNFRIENDLY PEOPLE IS NOT GOOD, SOMEONE SHOULD SEND A STIFF LETTER TO THEIR PARENTS.

WELL, IT'S BEEN A WHILE NOW SINCE THIS BAD NEWS BROKE AND ALL WE CAN DO AT THE MOMENT IS HOPE GHOSTY IS SURVIVING BY WHATEVER MEANS HE CAN.

AND NOW...THE WEATHER.

[motorman]

JUST IN .....A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE HAS JUST WASHED UP ON BRIGHTON BEACH. THE MESSAGE READ "CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE, NEED HELP, SEND ME MARMADUKE WITH SOME CAVIAR AND NEW JAMMIES". THE MESSAGE WAS CONSIDERED GENUINE AS IT WAS WRITTEN ON A SILK HANKERCHIEF AND WAS CONTAINED AN AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF BOLLINGER!

AND NOW SOME NEWS FROM WHERE YOU LIVE.....