NEWSFLASH!

[Dr Jazz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-oH-TELcLE

[GHOSTHUNTER]

It's Special Offer time here at the 'V B D Times'.

We understand that one of our readers has been enjoying the delights of some fantastic cars outside his property, cars like the Ford GT 40 etc, all because he put up a sign for some free beer!

So, we thought we would try it and see which classic cars turn up outside our offices.

So starting today, the offer is...FREE BEER TOMORROW go on, you know you want some and bring a classic car with you.

Now, the weather.

[motorman]

Will my 11 year old Honda Civic fall into the Classic Category Kev??

I am really thirsty!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Will my 11 year old Honda Civic fall into the Classic Category Kev??

I am really thirsty!!

Yeh, just draw some wire wheels and an open drop head canvas top on it and your'll be OK.

Ghosty.

[motorman]

Working on it right away. See you tomorrow.........make sure that beer is cold!! I have been reliably informed that you Englanders like your beer warm!!! Whats that all about??

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Yes, sorry about that Alex, the brewery delivers it to the pubs as pint measures, but by the time the staff have finished arseing about with converting it to litres, it's gone all warm...

Ghosty.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

The 'FREE BEER TOMORROW' special offer here at the 'V B D Times' is proving very successful. Lots of interested takers keep coming back for their FREE BEER, but I keep telling them "It's tomorrow, come back then"...

Now the weather.

[fixer]

see you then

[misterpop]

Warm beer..Its all about taste and fillings..

[motorman]

Warm beer..Its all about taste and fillings..

Yes....tastes S**T!!