NEWSFLASH!

[YYS4BOB]

The lunatic is in your head.

[fixer]

the lunatics have taken over the asylum ...fun boy three

[GHOSTHUNTER]

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[fixer]

[misterpop]

The hunter looking for his ghost.....


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[GHOSTHUNTER]

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FOR SALE...The 'VBD Times' has received this little classified advert...One slightly used storage container, buyer collects or can ship to the Moon for an extra fee, yours for a mere £1300, Suitable for model collections.

If your interested, phone the 'VBD Times' editorial office and we will pass on your details.

...and now the weather.

[motorman]

If you can guarantee it's destined for the dark side of the moon i will fill it to the brim with Bulgarian abominations!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

If you can guarantee it's destined for the dark side of the moon i will fill it to the brim with Bulgarian abominations!!!

[motorman]

JUST IN.......RIOTS HAVE BROKEN OUT ALL OVER EUROPE'S CAPITAL CITIES AS THEY WERE SUDDENLY PLUNGED INTO DARKNESS DURING AN UNEXPECTED TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN......... A RELIABLE SOURCE HAS NOW CONFIRMED THAT A DRUNK NAKED ELDERLY PORTLY GENTLEMAN BENT OVER ON A BEACH IN BENIDORM TO PICK UP HIS ROLLS ROYCE CAR KEYS THAT HE DELIBERATELY DROPPED ONTO THE SAND CAUSING THE TOTAL BLACKOUT......A BENIDORM LOCAL MANAGED TO CAPTURE AN IMAGE OF THE SUSPECT ON CAMERA (SEE IMAGE BELOW) JUST PRIOR TO THE SUSPECT PERFORMING THAT FATEFUL MOONIE.........HE MANAGED TO SEND THIS IMAGE TO A LOCAL NEWS AGENCY JUST BEFORE HE DIED OF SHOCK..................THE DEATH TOLL NOW STANDS AT 21476 AND IS EXPECTED TO RISE............. SPAIN, FRANCE, GERMANY, PORTUGAL AND THE UNITED KINGDOM HAVE ALL DECLARED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY.......... THE PRIME MINISTER IS DUE TO CONVENE A COBRA MEETING AT ANY MOMENT..........THE NATIONAL FARMERS UNION HAVE PREDICTED THAT THIS YEARS CROP IS EXPECTED TO FAIL.............SUPERMARKET SHELVES HAVE BEEN CLEARED AND BREAD PRICES ARE EXPECTED TO REACH AN UNPRECIDENTED HIGH.......POLICE ARE APPEALING FOR WITNESSES AND URGING MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC NOT TO APPROACH THE SUSPECT WHO IS NOW CONSIDERED A GRAVE DANGER TO ALL MANKIND............AND NOW THE WEATHER...........

[GHOSTHUNTER]

YES, A SPECIAL WARNING...DO NOT LET THIS MAN BEND OVER IN FRONT OF YOU. THIS MAN (SHOWN ABOVE) WILL CAUSE UNTOLD SERIOUS DAMAGE TO YOU EYES

Thank's to "Motorman", our reporter out their in the field, just be carefull'

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