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Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:28 am
by Dr Jazz
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:57 am
by motorman
Yes Jazzy. The bulgarian was a stowaway in the box you sent me. Goodness knows how it got there. It is presently in solitary confinement awaiting a dreadful fate!!!!
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:57 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Alex, you'll have to be careful how you deal with that Bulgarian, certain 'By Laws' in this Country are still applicable, some of which I have listed below.
They must not be flushed down the toilet.
They can not undergo an identity change.
They must not be stored away in large shipping containers.
They must not be repainted in any of the EU regulated 'Stealth' colours.
...and
They must not be swallowed.
I am sure there are others, but I can not find my 'What to do with a stray Bulgarian in your house' book and have quoted those above from memory.
Ghosty.
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:14 pm
by leonty24
Gentlemen of the forum do you think Dr. Jass sent this Bulgarian as a gift or maybe
Motorman requested it hoping that Dr Jass would stay quite ????
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 1:18 pm
by fixer
GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Alex, you'll have to be careful how you deal with that Bulgarian, certain 'By Laws' in this Country are still applicable, some of which I have listed below.
They must not be flushed down the toilet.
They can not undergo an identity change.
They must not be stored away in large shipping containers.
They must not be repainted in any of the EU regulated 'Stealth' colours.
...and
They must not be swallowed.
I am sure there are others, but I can not find my 'What to do with a stray Bulgarian in your house' book and have quoted those above from memory.
Ghosty.
But it can be stuck where the sun don't shine! !!
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:06 am
by zBret
motorman wrote: It is presently in solitary confinement awaiting a dreadful fate!!!!
zBret
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:15 am
by zBret
fixer wrote:But it can be stuck where the sun don't shine! !!
Reg !!! No ! No! No! No! No !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY
zBret
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:56 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
...and unfortunately, its the version without a tow guide, so they can't tow it out...
Ghosty.
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:13 am
by Dr Jazz
Hahahaha
Re: Motorman now has a Bulgarian
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2015 4:28 pm
by matchboxtom
Your Bulgarian has requested safe passage to the United States to reunite with his family....
