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Where are the jokes in the forum?
(I remember on the old forum)

An Austrian poet once wrote:
Poem by Peter Rosegger:

In the forest there are many trees.
The branches are the gaps.
In between flows by a brook.
Oh the forest.

Original Austrian style:

Im Wald stehen viele Bäume.
Die Äste sind die Zwischenräume.
Dazwischen fliest ein Bach.
Ach der Wald.

oops, sorry the picture.
But there are only Trees!
Cheers, Mike

So that's why walking is so popular in Austria

That takes "getting wood" to a new level

Hi all, here in the US it's Saint Patrick's Day...so here's a joke for today

An Irish man was looking for a parking spot in a crowded mall lot.
"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

johnboy wrote:So that's why walking is so popular in Austria

I say that's a bit hard on the folks in Aus …….. Oh, wait a moment "walking" sorry mis read it!

Nice one Mike .Nicked for my Facebook page....Cheers ..

The Austrian squirrels are happy with their trees.


zBret

zBret wrote:The Austrian squirrels are happy with their trees.


zBret

zBret! HHOOOLLLAAADDDRIIIOOOOO
Gruß Mike

I went for a prostate exam yesterday and the doctor game me the thumbs up.

Makes your eyes water