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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:17 pm
by Tinman
IMHO, Smart car buyers are NOT so smart in the first place. Plenty of superior options in the market place.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:30 am
by fixer
According to research the average Scotsman walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer
That works out 41 miles to the gallon, not bad

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:17 pm
by motorman
fixer wrote:According to research the average Scotsman walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer
That works out 41 miles to the gallon, not bad
We only drink Whiskey Reg, it's only folk who live beyond the wall who drink beer...........softies!!!

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:37 pm
by mike
motorman wrote:
fixer wrote:According to research the average Scotsman walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer
That works out 41 miles to the gallon, not bad
We only drink Whiskey Reg, it's only folk who live beyond the wall who drink beer...........softies!!!
:( :( :(
Prost Mike

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:39 pm
by fixer
motorman wrote:
fixer wrote:According to research the average Scotsman walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer
That works out 41 miles to the gallon, not bad
We only drink Whiskey Reg, it's only folk who live beyond the wall who drink beer...........softies!!!
hi octain jocks :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:18 pm
by Viewfield
motorman wrote:
We only drink Whiskey Reg, it's only folk who live beyond the wall who drink beer...........softies!!!
Sorry to be pedantic but Scotch whisky is spelt without the "e" before the "y" as every whisky drinking Scotsman would know. Sure your not a beer drinker?

Rod

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:35 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Viewfield wrote:
motorman wrote:
We only drink Whiskey Reg, it's only folk who live beyond the wall who drink beer...........softies!!!
Sorry to be pedantic but Scotch whisky is spelt without the "e" before the "y" as every whisky drinking Scotsman would know. Sure your not a beer drinker?

Rod
Sorry to be pedantic but isn't whisky spelt with a capitol 'W' ?

Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:38 pm
by Idris
GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Sorry to be pedantic ...
Q. Who led the Pedants' Revolt?
A. Which Tyler!

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:46 pm
by Viewfield
Sorry to be pedantic but isn't whisky spelt with a capitol 'W' ?

In a word, no unless it's at the beginning of a sentence or you're writing German :D

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:16 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Viewfield wrote:Sorry to be pedantic but isn't whisky spelt with a capitol 'W' ?

In a word, no unless it's at the beginning of a sentence or you're writing German :D
OK, you win... :D

Ghosty.