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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 7:37 pm
by fixer
my uncle used to take their books at the front door but only if they took his on devil worship :lol: :lol:
I love that mans sense of humour

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:37 pm
by mike
How much is this car after 7 years in the sea worth and why someone buys?

This car is seven years lying in the sea, is full of mud and littered with shells and still finds a buyer, why?

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:39 pm
by motorman
A good power wash and it will be like new Mike.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:51 pm
by mike
motorman wrote:A good power wash and it will be like new Mike.
Only the front wheel slightly defective.
Maybe even a new car battery.
Otherwise, everything is OK. :lol:

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:09 pm
by johnboy
Maybe it will turn up in a modern art gallery :?:

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 6:18 pm
by mike
johnboy wrote:Maybe it will turn up in a modern art gallery :?:
Turn Up !!! The joke was good. :lol:

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:08 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
A lot of cars like to be in water...here are Three Rolls-Royce cars enjoying the lubrication benefits of water...!
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Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:32 pm
by johnboy
That last one looks like it's walking on water.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:56 pm
by fixer
is the white one Moon the loon's famous Roller ??
and isn't the silver one top gears take on the same ??

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:44 pm
by johnboy
The white one looks very fresh for a Moony, perhaps it's a double take?