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how do you know your house is being robbed by elephants
there's a mini outside

how do you know there's an elephant in your bed
he's got an E on his pajamas

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Nigel Farage.

A drawbridge something different.

At least that one is not 3000 ft up in the air Mike, like that mountain bridge !

zBret

zBret wrote:At least that one is not 3000 ft up in the air Mike, like that mountain bridge !

zBret

"3,000 ft up in the air"...now come on zBret, I've told you a Million times not to exagerate.

Ghosty.

What happens when frogs park their cars illegally?

They get toad

A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.

'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'

'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'

'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'

'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'

'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'

GHOSTHUNTER wrote:A group of pensioners were discussing their medical problems at the Day Centre coffee morning.

'Do you realise,' said one, 'My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.'

'Yes, I know.' replied the second, 'My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee.'

'I can't turn my head,' rejoined the third, 'because of the arthritis in my neck.'

'My blood pressure pills make my dizzy,' commented the fourth, adding, 'I guess that's the price we pay for getting old.'

'Well, it's not all bad.' piped up the first, 'We should be thankful that we can still drive.'

so true!