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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:01 pm
by motorman
What's red chases sheep and goes "nee naw nee naw nee naw"?....................Little Bo Fire engine!!!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:02 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
- Nearly caught in the act!!.jpg (65.2 KiB) Viewed 873 times
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:07 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Eight ghosts sitting around the table, one says...Right, who bought the Boo's then!
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:23 pm
by fixer
a duck walks into a bar and orders a pint
after a short while curiosity gets the better of the barman "what's a talking duck doing around here" he asks
" I'm on my lunch break , i work over the road" said the duck
"oh " said the barman "I would have thought a duck like you would be in a circus"
" why " said the duck "what would they do with a bricklayer"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:25 pm
by motorman
Doctor, i feel everyone is ignoring me...................NEXT!!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:27 pm
by motorman
I intend to live forever… or die trying.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:28 pm
by motorman
A blind man walks into a bar….And a table, and a chair.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:30 pm
by fixer
how do you get 4 elephants in a mini
2 in the back and 2 in the front
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:31 pm
by motorman
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:32 pm
by motorman
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!