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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:30 pm
by fixer
what's got
6 eyes
3 heads
2 wings
2 arms
8 legs
a tail
and is covered in fur and feathers

a man holding a chicken riding a horse

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:27 am
by numi
error

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:21 pm
by motorman
I often wondered why i kept waking up with a ribbon tied around my Morning Glory!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:24 pm
by fixer
what do you call an exploding insect
a jihadi longlegs

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:26 pm
by fixer
hear the one about the robber run over by a combine harvester
he's out on bail

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:32 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
A guy was arrested for pretending to be a 'Firework', everything was going well in Court until the Judge let him off...

Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:38 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:41 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
What do ghosts shout when the ball goes into the back of the net?
Ghoul!

Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:45 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "Ooo's a pretty boy then."

Ghosty.

Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:59 pm
by motorman
What's white, swings through the jungle and shouts "oh eh oh eh oh eh oh eh oh"...................Tarzan the fridge!!