
I've just remembered that the last AllAgro in this part of the world was one of the upmarket Vanden Plas models. Now that really should make it into anyone's Top 10 Ugliest Cars list. How much beer must you consume before you think it's a good idea to get a rounded, dumpy, already ugly car and 'bling it up' by fitting an enormous square chrome radiator grille? Then to top it off, this particular example was finished off in a fetching shade of 'Dark Jobby Brown'. At least it had fold down picnic tables built into the back of the front seats so one wouldn't starve whilst waiting for the nice RAC man to take you home again.
Can you imagine if BL had got their hands on Rolls Royce, there would have been all these Allegros and Maxis wobbling around with big grilles and mascots. Wonder what they'd have called them - The Silver S**t maybe.