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It's difficult to tell which model, looking at the wiki page they produced a number of very similar cars ranging from F1 to F8 in the 1930s.

A tramp goes into a pub called George and the Dragon and says to the landlady “Could you spare a poor man who is down on his luck something to eat?”

“No” yells the landlady and orders him to leave. A few minutes later he returns. “Now what do you want?” she barks at him, '' I told you to leave once already''.

“Could I have a few words with George?” asks the tramp.

Love it...

There is this very stringent monastery where the monks are forbidden to speak; total silence prevails. Only once a year, one monk is allowed to speak one sentence, and then is it silent again for another year.
The day comes when the monk who is allowed to speak stands up from the dining table and he says to his brothers: the potato stew with sour kraut of this year was not fit to eat.
A year passes by and it is the turn for the next monk to speak; he stands up from the dining table and says to his brothers: the potato stew with sour kraut of this year was also not fit to eat.
A year passes by and it is the turn for the next monk to speak; he stands up from the dining table and says to his brothers: that constant complaining about the potato stew with sour kraut, must stop right now.......

Funny ! As i have a good memory for this kind of story I will tell it soon... in french.

Fox wrote:Funny ! As i have a good memory for this kind of story I will tell it soon... in french.

That's fine, we will just have to laugh in French...

Ghosthunter.

A bloke arrives home from a hard day at work, flops down on the sofa in front of the television, and says to his wife: "Get me a beer before it starts!"

The wife looks at him and then gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he said: "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks at him again with a scowl, but gets another beer and slams it down on the table next to him.

Ten minutes later, he said: "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

This time she flips. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..."

The man sighed and said: "It's started."

I like it...

Ghosty.

Very good.

If you would buy the latest Bentley Mulsanne Speed, it will set you back at least 300.000 quid.
Looking at the options list there is a first aid kit @ 100 quid.
A first aid kit?
A car of 300.000 quid should have a nurse