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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:49 pm
by Tinman
My doctor told me I was fat.
I said I'd like to get a second opinion.
He said OK, you're ugly too.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:55 pm
by Tinman
A young punk rock couple was walking down the street. She stopped to look in a store window at a Rabbit Fur coat and said I would love to have that.
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the coat.
They walked again until she stopped at another window to look at a ring. She exclaimed I would love to have that ring.
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the ring.
They walked further until she stopped at automobile dealership window to look at a car. She exclaimed I would love to have that Ferrari.
He said: "Hey, I'm not made of rocks ya know!"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:59 am
by Tinman
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:12 am
by Tinman
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:15 am
by Tinman
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:17 am
by Tinman
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:13 am
by motorman
Enough Joe pleeeeeze ........i think my sides have split!!!!!!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:14 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Yes Joe STOP IT, I'm trying to eat my tea and laugh at the same time............it doesn't work...!!
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:57 am
by Fox
A special one for Ghosty.
"The loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce doesn't come from the electric clock".
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:15 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Yes Fox, very true, thank's...
Ghosty.
