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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:29 pm
by slicc64
love the one liners MM
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:54 pm
by motorman
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:55 pm
by motorman
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:56 pm
by motorman
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:57 pm
by motorman
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:58 pm
by motorman
Dyslexic man walks into a bra!!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:28 am
by Idris
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:17 am
by johnboy
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:27 am
by slicc64
OK...,I'm getting paranoid now from all these Dislexicks jokes so I'm going back over my psot's to see if I got ayn wrong
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:48 pm
by Tinman
My wife likes to talk during sex.
Last night, she called me from a motel.