Where are the jokes in the forum?

slicc64 · Post by **slicc64** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:29 pm

love the one liners MM

Post by **motorman** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:54 pm

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Post by **motorman** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:55 pm

Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Post by **motorman** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:56 pm

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Post by **motorman** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:57 pm

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!

Post by **motorman** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:58 pm

Dyslexic man walks into a bra!!

Post by **Idris** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 8:28 am

Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog!

johnboy · Post by **johnboy** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:17 am

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!

slicc64 · Post by **slicc64** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:27 am

OK...,I'm getting paranoid now from all these Dislexicks jokes so I'm going back over my psot's to see if I got ayn wrong

Post by **Tinman** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 3:48 pm

My wife likes to talk during sex.

Last night, she called me from a motel.

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