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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:12 pm
by numi
The joke was on me last Monday when i decided it was time to ride back home 200kms after spending the weekend with my parents cos i really needed a break away from work. I get to the petrol station,filled up the tank and when it was time to pay i couldnt find my handbag. I searched frantically and found Moms purse. At the exact same time the attendant says " Nice car u have sweety" ! I said thanks but boy did i feel stupid......i was driving my Moms car
and she just got herself a free tank of feul. I had to get my own car and re-top the tank.
That was embarrassment to the hilt.
Numi
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:01 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Numi, I know how how hard it is keeping your handbag handy, I'm always loosing mine in the back of the Rolls...
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:31 pm
by johnboy
GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Numi, I know how how hard it is keeping your handbag handy, I'm always loosing mine in the back of the Rolls...
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 12:41 pm
by johnboy
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 9:28 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Excellent Johnboy, the only trouble is, She will do it all again at the next fill-up...
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:47 am
by numi
Cheating spouses deserve half of everything. watch clip.
numi
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/goodlife/2 ... ed?ref=yfp
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:36 am
by fixer
2 cannibals are eating a clown when one says "does this taste funny to you "
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:09 pm
by Idris
Hidden talents!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:50 pm
by Tinman
Warning: Read only if you have a sick and twisted sense of humor. You have been warned.
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?
The woman said "Hell no! Get away from me you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered,
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:27 pm
by fixer
Idris wrote:Hidden talents!
Is that Kwakers