and she just got herself a free tank of feul. I had to get my own car and re-top the tank.That was embarrassment to the hilt.
Numi
Where are the jokes in the forum?
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
The joke was on me last Monday when i decided it was time to ride back home 200kms after spending the weekend with my parents cos i really needed a break away from work. I get to the petrol station,filled up the tank and when it was time to pay i couldnt find my handbag. I searched frantically and found Moms purse. At the exact same time the attendant says " Nice car u have sweety" ! I said thanks but boy did i feel stupid......i was driving my Moms car and she just got herself a free tank of feul. I had to get my own car and re-top the tank.
That was embarrassment to the hilt.
Numi
and she just got herself a free tank of feul. I had to get my own car and re-top the tank.That was embarrassment to the hilt.
Numi
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numi
One cannot do much with all the monies in this world but can do much more if he strives toward contentment.
One cannot do much with all the monies in this world but can do much more if he strives toward contentment.
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Numi, I know how how hard it is keeping your handbag handy, I'm always loosing mine in the back of the Rolls...
Ghosty.
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Numi, I know how how hard it is keeping your handbag handy, I'm always loosing mine in the back of the Rolls...
Ghosty.
John
There's nothing regular about wheels
There's nothing regular about wheels
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
John
There's nothing regular about wheels
There's nothing regular about wheels
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Excellent Johnboy, the only trouble is, She will do it all again at the next fill-up...
Ghosty.
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Cheating spouses deserve half of everything. watch clip.
numi
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/goodlife/2 ... ed?ref=yfp
numi
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/goodlife/2 ... ed?ref=yfp
numi
One cannot do much with all the monies in this world but can do much more if he strives toward contentment.
One cannot do much with all the monies in this world but can do much more if he strives toward contentment.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
2 cannibals are eating a clown when one says "does this taste funny to you "
reg
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Warning: Read only if you have a sick and twisted sense of humor. You have been warned.
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?
The woman said "Hell no! Get away from me you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered,
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?
The woman said "Hell no! Get away from me you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered,
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."