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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:21 am
by GHOSTHUNTER
I thought Public Baths were not allowed anymore on the streets of London...
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:03 am
by Tinman
Dash cam video from police car, turn on your sound for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:33 pm
by Viewfield
Just heard you can get Viagra as a nasal spray.
It's for dickheads!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:10 pm
by nickjones
I tried Viagra, no good, The pill got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for days.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 4:34 pm
by Tinman
A wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband sitting with a fly swatter. She asks what he is doing. "I'm killing flies" he responds.
She asks if he's had any luck. He responds; "yes, I've killed three males and two females."
His wife asks; "how can you possibly tell them apart?"
The husband responds; "that's easy, the three males were on a beer and two females were on the phone."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 9:39 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:04 pm
by Malibu
A british and a chinese businesmen are having small talk during a break of a meeting.
The british askes: Do you have elections in China?
The chinese replies: Yes evely molning!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:12 pm
by Fox
One english joke I can understand ! \o/
Excellent !
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:15 pm
by Tinman
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:05 am
by Malibu
Tinman wrote:Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.
Hopefully not during a springbrake.
