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motorman wrote:Zip
Breakage
Reveals
Enormous
Testicles

Ghosty.

GHOSTHUNTER wrote:

motorman wrote:Zip
Breakage
Reveals
Enormous
Testicles

Ghosty.

and she looked like a nice girl

N...Never
U...Underestimate
M...my
I...intellect

ha,ha.
numi

I am sure nobody would dare....Nice one NUMI.

johnboy wrote:

GHOSTHUNTER wrote:

motorman wrote:Zip
Breakage
Reveals
Enormous
Testicles

Ghosty.

and she looked like a nice girl

I'll have you boys know that I have my ZiP serviced regularly, to prevent such mishaps from occurring ...
That reminds me, I need to get to the shop for a service check, i'm over due

nose and glasses time!
zBret

Going to the shop for your zip servicing works out expensive, I have subscribed to a mobile zip servicing company. For a yearly sub, they send out a little van and one of their operatives, Male or Female (you choose), and will come to you and while you sit in the front passenger seat, your zip is thouroughly serviced.

I recommend you try it, you won't be disappointed!!!

Ghosty.

Ghosty,

Does this require you to park up in an isolated car park in the middle of the night and the obligatory flashing of headlights (4 short busts followed by 1 long burst) at the Mobile Zip servicing Van?

Yes, that's right, so they are already servicing zips in your area, that's good news. To save on a booking fee and a phone call, you might as well go along and introduce yourself and get stuck in, mind you.......get there early, because if its anything like my area, it will be busy and you don't want to end up at the back of the queue like I do.

Ghosty.

GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Yes, that's right, so they are already servicing zips in your area, that's good news. To save on a booking fee and a phone call, you might as well go along and introduce yourself and get stuck in, mind you.......get there early, because if its anything like my area, it will be busy and you don't want to end up at the back of the queue like I do.

Ghosty.

You're right Kev!!! There is nothing worse than sloppy seconds!!

motorman wrote:

GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Yes, that's right, so they are already servicing zips in your area, that's good news. To save on a booking fee and a phone call, you might as well go along and introduce yourself and get stuck in, mind you.......get there early, because if its anything like my area, it will be busy and you don't want to end up at the back of the queue like I do.

Ghosty.

You're right Kev!!! There is nothing worse than sloppy seconds!!

Ghosty.