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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 4:17 am
by toysnz
nickjones wrote:One courtesy of our Tim (a big chelsea football club fan)
go to
http://www.google.com/maps
search for 'sh+t hole' (but replace the + with an i)
Doesn't really work when you are in New Zealand Nick... all I got was Expressoholic, Wellington and 10 other places that only partly fulfil the criteria...
Ian
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 2:18 pm
by nickjones
Are you sure you were not on google.nz instead of google.com
It shows several different locations on google.co.uk too.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 5:03 pm
by Fox
Hello ! As my english doesn't allow me to be funny, let's try jokes in pictures.
My first one : "O tempora o mores"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 6:50 pm
by GHOSTHUNTER
Oh what times! Oh what customs!
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 7:34 pm
by Fox
Oh, I just forgit to say : At left Miss Piggy car Corgi-Toys #2032. At right Cadillac V16 Rextoys #07
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:37 am
by toysnz
nickjones wrote:Are you sure you were not on google.nz instead of google.com
It shows several different locations on google.co.uk too.
I was on google.com but google is smart enough to pick up your location and therefore presented me with a map of NZ rather than the UK when I went to input the required search.. adding UK or Great Britain still did not get me UK results...
Ian
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:39 am
by toysnz
Fox wrote:At right Cadillac V16 Rextoys #07
That's the Rextoys model with the porn star politician in the back seat isn't it? I forget her name.... but not her figure
Ian
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 7:29 am
by Fox
Cicciolina was her name.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 5:50 pm
by mike
Fox wrote:Cicciolina was her name.
..... and we Austrians have Conchita Wurst.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 6:13 pm
by Malibu
A woman with her baby in the arms steps into a bus.
The busdriver says to here: “This is the ugliest baby I have ever seen”.
The woman went very angry to the back of the bus and sat down next to a man.
The man asked: “Why are you this angry”.
“The busdriver has been very unkind to me” she replied.
The man replied: “Why don’t you go and complain by the driver, meanwhile I will take care of your little monkey”.