arghhh cats

[GHOSTHUNTER]

I wondered why there seemed to be far fewer Cats in Scotland than the number of Haggis's

Ghosty.

[motorman]

I wondered why there seemed to be far fewer Cats in Scotland than the number of Haggis's

Ghosty.

Ginger moggies have a nice spice to them and are highly prized amongst the Haggis making community!!

Have i mentioned that my ex wife had a ginger moggie??

Show us your Moggie!!!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

GINGER PUSSIES Mmmm! that's worth thinking about...

Ghosty.

[motorman]

GINGER PUSSIES Mmmm! that's worth thinking about...

Ghosty.

You said it, not me!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Mrs Slocum was always having trouble with her Pussy, don't know what colour it was, we never saw it, but Ginger may have clashed with her pink hair!

Ghosty.

[motorman]

Mrs Slocum was always having trouble with her Pussy, don't know what colour it was, we never saw it, but Ginger may have clashed with her pink hair!

Ghosty.

The collar and cuffs should always match IMHO!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

So there's every chance she had a pink pussy, wow! it must have glowed in the dark after some vigorous grooming sessions.

Ghosty.

[motorman]

I hope Numi isn't reading this, and if you are Numi, can i offer you my humblest apology, it was all Kevins fault....honest!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

WHO ME! NO MISS, I AIN'T DONE NOTHING, E STARTED IT...

[motorman]

WHO ME! NO MISS, I AIN'T DONE NOTHING, E STARTED IT...

No Numi, Kevin is a very bad boy, I am a good boy...honest