NEWSFLASH!

[mike]

Hi Ghosty.
My last contact with Naji at Munich's Oktoberfest.
Since then no more contact.
(Photographed by zBret)

[GHOSTHUNTER]

The "VBD Times" is recieving very disturbing reports that a one-man army is heading for Bulgaria. We understand that a toy car collector is heading to that country to try and...his quote..."I'LL STOP THOSE F****** BULGARIAN MODELS IF IT KILLS ME"...

We are not sure what is causing such hatred for what appear to be toy cars made in that country and we don't yet know how he intends to put a stop to them.

We do understand however that the man comes from the north of England, possibly north of the border and a local newspaper reporter has heard he answers to 'manmotor' or something like it.

We have contacted the British consul in Bulgaria and given them the news and they assured us that if anything menacing does break-out, they will evacuate the country and have found a nice little, fairly bleak area in England with lots of room for its citizens, called Scotland.

We will keep you informed of this breaking story.

Now, the weather.

[motorman]

LOL

Ghosty, I fear I will have to invest in a corset very soon as my sides are splitting!!!!!!!!

[johnboy]

LOL

Ghosty, I fear I will have to invest in a corset very soon as my sides are splitting!!!!!!!!

Is the corset worn under or over the kilt? either way those Bulgarians better watch out.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

My main concern is not the corset, but just how big a weapon "manmotor" can have under his kilt...

Ghosty.

[motorman]

My main concern is not the corset, but just how big a weapon "manmotor" can have under his kilt...

Ghosty.

I guess that's for me and my women to know!!!

Presently I have no plans to invade Europe, I recall someone tried that before and failed!! Thankfully!!!

However anymore talk of Bulgarian or Hungarian Matchbox and i may reconsider my options.

I have given my Clan advanced notice that they may need to down their women and sheep and join me around the melting pot in preparation of the Celebrations as we watch all those abominations melting down to scrap and thereafter drink a toast to their long overdue demise.

MMMMMWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RacingFreak]

LOL why would you destroy the Mikro factory motorman? That place is like the only place in the world that still makes these models of 80's

However most of the more valuable models are since long time in foreign collections in the USA, Germany, UK, etc, there is very small amount of people in Bulgaria that are serious collectors of the Made in Bulgaria models.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

WANTED...ONE SLIGHTLY USED 'BENDY BUS'.

MUST BE IN GOOD CONDITION, WITH WORKING ENGINE.

COLOUR NOT IMPORTANT, AS IT'S BEING CONVERTED INTO A BOAT.

APPLY TO THE BOX NUMBER AT THE BACK OF THIS ISSUE OF THE VBD TIMES, OR RING THE NUMBER HERE AND ASK FOR MR NICK JONES.

[Ewan]

My main concern is not the corset, but just how big a weapon "manmotor" can have under his kilt...

Ghosty.

I guess that's for me and my women to know!!!

Presently I have no plans to invade Europe, I recall someone tried that before and failed!! Thankfully!!!

However anymore talk of Bulgarian or Hungarian Matchbox and i may reconsider my options.

I have given my Clan advanced notice that they may need to down their women and sheep and join me around the melting pot in preparation of the Celebrations as we watch all those abominations melting down to scrap and thereafter drink a toast to their long overdue demise.

MMMMMWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you change your mind on this give us a shout. Like all previous Lowland Scottish/British jaunts abroad you will surely be in need of some proper Teuchter back up - the boys and I will be happy to oblige, payment in gold bullion, pounds sterling, cattle, Stornoway Black Pudding and/or cream cougars at our usual rate. Naturally if your Clan is Campbell we shall be offering our services to the Bulgarians instead.

[Idris]

Naturally if your Clan is Campbell we shall be offering our services to the Bulgarians instead.

Well said!