Where are the jokes in the forum?

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What did i miss?
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motorman wrote:What did i miss?
Nothing to see here, nothing at all. Move along please, move along now!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Idris wrote:
motorman wrote:What did i miss?
Nothing to see here, nothing at all. Move along please, move along now!
Oh i get it now, Reg must have posted a selfie!!!

I am not suprised you removed that offending image from the forum Hugh and a big thank you in that regard.

Just think of those poor kids Reg who wont be able to sleep for weeks, for gods sake man!!! :cry: :cry:
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zBret is thinking of something...
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Let us know when you think of something funny zBret... :lol:

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GHOSTHUNTER wrote:zBret is thinking of something...
Let us know when you think of something funny zBret... :lol: Ghosty.
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A man walked into a zoo and the only animal in there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
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A woman goes to the doctor. She found out that she has 2 round-ish green spots on the inner sides of both her upper legs, some 25 cm above her knees. She is very worried about it and asks the doctor to give his opinion.

The doctor looks at both spots and is very quick with his diagnosis.
He say to the woman, I guess you have a relationship?
Yes I have, replies the woman.
That man you are going out with, is a gypsy isn't he?
Yes he is, but how do you know.
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A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute..

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no-one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem. Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.”
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