Where are the jokes in the forum?

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Ghosty.

[Viewfield]

A tourist on holiday in Spain walks into a restaurant in Madrid for evening meal. While seated he noticed a mouth watering dish being served at a neighbouring table. When the waiter asked what he would like he says "same as that" and points to the table. The waiter says "sorry, that's our daily special and it's the only one". "Why is it the only one?" asks the tourist. "That dish is the testicles from the bull at the bullfight today specially prepared by our chef. however, if you come back tomorrow I can reserve the dish for you" answered the waiter. "Wonderful"

The next day the tourist arrived and is duly served his dish. While he is eating it the waiter asks if everything is to his liking, "super" replied the, tourist "but the portion is much smaller than yesterday"

"Yes" answered the waiter, "sometimes the bull wins"

[fixer]

Please feel free to delete if unsuitable

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[GHOSTHUNTER]

"Please feel free to delete if unsuitable"

But not until I have managed to save the picture...

Ghosty.

[fixer]

"Please feel free to delete if unsuitable"

But not until I have managed to save the picture...

Ghosty.

I'll pm it to you

[Malibu]

Please feel free to delete if unsuitable

Oh it was you who went fishing with my wife.
She told me about bud I didn´t leasen properly - was on Ebay looking for some nice Matchbox models for me.

Stephan

[Idris]

Please feel free to delete if unsuitable

In view of the complaints received, and the consensus subsequently arrived at, following the posting of a somewhat less risqué photograph in the Calendar thread, I don't think I have any choice other than to delete it. (If members wish to revisit the discussion regarding what is and isn't appropriate content on the Forum, please feel free to do so.)

[fixer]

Please feel free to delete if unsuitable

In view of the complaints received, and the consensus subsequently arrived at, following the posting of a somewhat less risqué photograph in the Calendar thread, I don't think I have any choice other than to delete it. (If members wish to revisit the discussion regarding what is and isn't appropriate content on the Forum, please feel free to do so.)

That's fair enough ,I knew it was pushing it no offence meant

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Maybe it should have been a picture of yourself Reg...

Ghosty.

[johnboy]

Maybe it should have been a picture of yourself Reg...

Ghosty.

I couldn't take any more offensive material today