...however, some of us still prefer the earlier design as it is then always kept warm...!
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No comment !!!!
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Is there a common sense exam for firefighters?
Ah, the ole Family Truckster
Economy Muscle Car
Hey guys, umm, about my new driveway ...
Run Flat Tires?
"How much is that doggie in the window?"
Ah, the ole Family Truckster
Economy Muscle Car
Hey guys, umm, about my new driveway ...
Run Flat Tires?
"How much is that doggie in the window?"
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
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Some great laughs there Tinman, I can imagine the train would come up to those hose protectors and tip-toe across them so not to cause damage...!
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde.
'They're watch dogs'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde.
'They're watch dogs'
The quickest way to end a war? Lose it!
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That's a good joke and it works 'Time' after 'Time'...!
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
A London lawyer is on holiday in Ireland, and he runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any Paddy cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!
Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License And registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any Paddy cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!
Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What for?'
Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'
London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License And registration, please.'
London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'
London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the **** out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
The quickest way to end a war? Lose it!
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