My doctor told me I was fat.
I said I'd like to get a second opinion.
He said OK, you're ugly too.
Where are the jokes in the forum?
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
A young punk rock couple was walking down the street. She stopped to look in a store window at a Rabbit Fur coat and said I would love to have that.
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the coat.
They walked again until she stopped at another window to look at a ring. She exclaimed I would love to have that ring.
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the ring.
They walked further until she stopped at automobile dealership window to look at a car. She exclaimed I would love to have that Ferrari.
He said: "Hey, I'm not made of rocks ya know!"
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the coat.
They walked again until she stopped at another window to look at a ring. She exclaimed I would love to have that ring.
He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the ring.
They walked further until she stopped at automobile dealership window to look at a car. She exclaimed I would love to have that Ferrari.
He said: "Hey, I'm not made of rocks ya know!"
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Enough Joe pleeeeeze ........i think my sides have split!!!!!!
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Yes Joe STOP IT, I'm trying to eat my tea and laugh at the same time............it doesn't work...!!
Ghosty.
Ghosty.
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
A special one for Ghosty.
"The loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce doesn't come from the electric clock".
"The loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce doesn't come from the electric clock".
Corgi-toys ergo sum
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Yes Fox, very true, thank's...
Ghosty.
Ghosty.