Where are the jokes in the forum?

[Tinman]

My doctor told me I was fat.

I said I'd like to get a second opinion.

He said OK, you're ugly too.

[Tinman]

A young punk rock couple was walking down the street. She stopped to look in a store window at a Rabbit Fur coat and said I would love to have that.

He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the coat.

They walked again until she stopped at another window to look at a ring. She exclaimed I would love to have that ring.

He picked up a rock, and smashed the window and gave her the ring.

They walked further until she stopped at automobile dealership window to look at a car. She exclaimed I would love to have that Ferrari.

He said: "Hey, I'm not made of rocks ya know!"

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[motorman]

Enough Joe pleeeeeze ........i think my sides have split!!!!!!

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Yes Joe STOP IT, I'm trying to eat my tea and laugh at the same time............it doesn't work...!!

Ghosty.

[Fox]

A special one for Ghosty.

"The loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce doesn't come from the electric clock".

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Yes Fox, very true, thank's...

Ghosty.