Where are the jokes in the forum?
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
love the one liners MM
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Last edited by motorman on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Last edited by motorman on Fri Jul 17, 2015 10:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Dyslexic man walks into a bra!!
MOTORMAN
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog!
He lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
He sold his soul to Santa!
John
There's nothing regular about wheels
There's nothing regular about wheels
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
OK...,I'm getting paranoid now from all these Dislexicks jokes so I'm going back over my psot's to see if I got ayn wrong
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
My wife likes to talk during sex.
Last night, she called me from a motel.
Last night, she called me from a motel.
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."