Where are the jokes in the forum?

[fixer]

2 Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and started to get cold so they lit a fire to keep warm, at which point it caught fire and sank......... Just proves that you can't have your kayak and heat it

[fixer]

2 cows standing in a field
"I've been artificially inseminated " said the first
"I don't believe you " the second replied
"it's true no bull"

[fixer]

Deja-moo
The thought that you've heard this bullshit before

[johnboy]

Two cows standing in a field:
Daisy: Are you worried about this mad cow disease?
Dolly: Nah, I'm a chicken.

[slicc64]

A man takes his seat next to a pretty girl on a plane and wants to start a conversation.
He notices the initials WWPI on her briefcase and thinks to himself, not many girls names start with ‘W’ I’ll take a punt on Wendy.
HE…Hello, Is your name Wendy?
SHE… No why do you ask?
HE….I saw the initials on your brief case.
SHE….Oh no that’s my job title.
HE….Really, what’s your job title?
SHE….I’m a World Wide Penis Inspector
HE….Really, and what do you do exactly?
SHE….I’ve travelled the world to find out which men have the biggest penises and I’m going back to report my results.
HE….OH ! So which men have the biggest penises???
SHE…. WELL, American Indians have the longest penis’s and Scottish men have the thickest penises.
And by the way, my name is Mary Smith.., what’s your name?

HE….Tonto McTavish, pleased to meet you.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Wait till Alex ("Motorman"), reads this.

Ghosty.

[motorman]

Wait till Alex ("Motorman"), reads this.

Ghosty.

I am afraid it's true Ghosty. I was intending to provide measurements but i appear to have mislaid my metre ruler!!

[motorman]

My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my Fort!!!

[motorman]

I took the shell off my racing snail the other day, thinking it would make it quicker, if anything it made it more sluggish!!!

[motorman]

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!!!