Motorman now has a Bulgarian

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Motorman now has a Bulgarian

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Alex do you have a bulgarian matchbox in your collection? Have you tuched a bulgarian matchbox lately :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dr Jazz wrote:Alex do you have a bulgarian matchbox in your collection? Have you tuched a bulgarian matchbox lately :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes Jazzy. The bulgarian was a stowaway in the box you sent me. Goodness knows how it got there. It is presently in solitary confinement awaiting a dreadful fate!!!! :twisted:
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Alex, you'll have to be careful how you deal with that Bulgarian, certain 'By Laws' in this Country are still applicable, some of which I have listed below.

They must not be flushed down the toilet.
They can not undergo an identity change.
They must not be stored away in large shipping containers.
They must not be repainted in any of the EU regulated 'Stealth' colours.
...and
They must not be swallowed.

I am sure there are others, but I can not find my 'What to do with a stray Bulgarian in your house' book and have quoted those above from memory.

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Gentlemen of the forum do you think Dr. Jass sent this Bulgarian as a gift or maybe
Motorman requested it hoping that Dr Jass would stay quite ????
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GHOSTHUNTER wrote:Alex, you'll have to be careful how you deal with that Bulgarian, certain 'By Laws' in this Country are still applicable, some of which I have listed below.

They must not be flushed down the toilet.
They can not undergo an identity change.
They must not be stored away in large shipping containers.
They must not be repainted in any of the EU regulated 'Stealth' colours.
...and
They must not be swallowed.

I am sure there are others, but I can not find my 'What to do with a stray Bulgarian in your house' book and have quoted those above from memory.

Ghosty.
But it can be stuck where the sun don't shine! !!
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motorman wrote: It is presently in solitary confinement awaiting a dreadful fate!!!! :twisted:
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fixer wrote:But it can be stuck where the sun don't shine! !!
Reg !!! No ! No! No! No! No !

:lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY


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...and unfortunately, its the version without a tow guide, so they can't tow it out... :!:

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Hahahaha
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Your Bulgarian has requested safe passage to the United States to reunite with his family....


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