I thought Public Baths were not allowed anymore on the streets of London...
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Where are the jokes in the forum?
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Dash cam video from police car, turn on your sound for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Just heard you can get Viagra as a nasal spray.
It's for dickheads!
It's for dickheads!
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
I tried Viagra, no good, The pill got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for days.
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In sunny Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, UK
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
A wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband sitting with a fly swatter. She asks what he is doing. "I'm killing flies" he responds.
She asks if he's had any luck. He responds; "yes, I've killed three males and two females."
His wife asks; "how can you possibly tell them apart?"
The husband responds; "that's easy, the three males were on a beer and two females were on the phone."
She asks if he's had any luck. He responds; "yes, I've killed three males and two females."
His wife asks; "how can you possibly tell them apart?"
The husband responds; "that's easy, the three males were on a beer and two females were on the phone."
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
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A british and a chinese businesmen are having small talk during a break of a meeting.
The british askes: Do you have elections in China?
The chinese replies: Yes evely molning!
The british askes: Do you have elections in China?
The chinese replies: Yes evely molning!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
One english joke I can understand ! \o/
Excellent !
Excellent !
Corgi-toys ergo sum
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.
It might be time to start my "Bucket List."
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Hopefully not during a springbrake.Tinman wrote:Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.