Where are the jokes in the forum?

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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

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I thought Public Baths were not allowed anymore on the streets of London... :!:

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Dash cam video from police car, turn on your sound for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XFBUM8dMqw
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Just heard you can get Viagra as a nasal spray.

It's for dickheads!
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I tried Viagra, no good, The pill got stuck in my throat, had a stiff neck for days.
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

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A wife walks into the kitchen and finds her husband sitting with a fly swatter. She asks what he is doing. "I'm killing flies" he responds.

She asks if he's had any luck. He responds; "yes, I've killed three males and two females."

His wife asks; "how can you possibly tell them apart?"

The husband responds; "that's easy, the three males were on a beer and two females were on the phone."
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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A british and a chinese businesmen are having small talk during a break of a meeting.
The british askes: Do you have elections in China?
The chinese replies: Yes evely molning!
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One english joke I can understand ! \o/
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

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Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.
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Tinman wrote:Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? It gave birth in the spring.
Hopefully not during a springbrake.
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