NEWSFLASH!

[fixer]

For anyone who hasn't seen this, here's a link. The photo was taken in my old stomping ground, where I got up to some mischief as a kid

http://news.sky.com/gallery/1437490/wea ... woodpecker

tieing weasels onto the backs of woodpeckers no doubt .....you can't deny it we've seen the photo

[johnboy]

For anyone who hasn't seen this, here's a link. The photo was taken in my old stomping ground, where I got up to some mischief as a kid

http://news.sky.com/gallery/1437490/wea ... woodpecker

tieing weasels onto the backs of woodpeckers no doubt .....you can't deny it we've seen the photo

I've been rumbled

[motorman]

NEWSFLASH..............RESIDENTS OF HUNTINGDON HAVE BEEN TOLD TO STAY AT HOME AND LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS BY LOCAL POLICE........THE FULL FACTS ARE NOT KNOWN AS YET BUT RUMOUR WOULD SUGGEST THAT A LARGE HAIRY YETI LIKE MONSTER SLID INTO 73 YEAR OLD MRS SINGLETONS BED AT HER B & B DURING THE EARLY HOURS OF THIS MORNING HAVING ENTERED HER ROOM THROUGH AN OPEN WINDOW. A STARTLED MRS SINGLETON MANAGED TO ESCAPE BY POKING THE CREATURE IN THE EYE AND THEN JUMPING NAKED OUT OF HER BEDROOM WINDOW WHILST THE WILD CREATURE TORE UP HER BEDROOM. SHE MANAGED TO CRAWL TO A NEIGHBOURS HOUSE WHERE SHE RAISED THE ALARM!!!

THE B&B IS CURRENTLY SURROUNDED BY TWO LOCAL BOBBIES WITH THEIR BATONS...... A VET IS ALSO AT THE LOCUS WITH A TRANQUILIZER GUN...........WE ARE NOW HEARING THAT THE S.A.S ARE ON ROUTE AND HAVE BEEN TOLD TO TAKE THIS WILD ANIMAL DOWN BY WHAT EVER MEANS.............THINGS COULD GET MESSY.

MRS SINGLETON IS SAID TO BE INCONSOLABLE AND IN DEEP SHOCK!! SHE IS NOW ON ROUTE TO HOSPITAL FOR EMERGENCY TREATMENT. WE WISH HER AND HER FAMILY WELL AT THIS TERRIBLE TIME.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Wasn't our Reg near Huntingdon, doing B&B, maybe he saw something and could help.

Ghosty.

[fixer]

Don't no nuffin officer... Got locked out and had to get in through the window...

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Don't no nuffin officer... Got locked out and had to get in through the window...

[zBret]

NEWSFLASH..............RESIDENTS OF HUNTINGDON HAVE BEEN TOLD TO STAY AT HOME AND LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS BY LOCAL POLICE........A LARGE HAIRY YETI LIKE MONSTER SLID INTO 73 YEAR OLD MRS SINGLETONS BED AT HER B & B DURING THE EARLY HOURS OF THIS MORNING

LOL

[zBret]

THIS EXCLUSIVE PHOTO JUST IN !!!

[fixer]

Right let's get this straight I look nothing like these large hairy monsters roaming the Cambridgeshire countryside and to provide evidence confirming this I have added a selfie

[motorman]

Have you lost some weight since i last saw you Reg?

You're certainly looking well!