punishment

[fixer]

now then a misdemeanour has occurred within our walls , I think we are all aware off the incident and the culprit
no malic was intended and the fellow involved has apologised
but this is the thing should he be punished ,I'm not talking about expelling him or posing restrictions upon his high class personage but something befitting the old toff
not a public flogging at Sandown the old chap will be used to that sort of thing from his school days , no what I am thinking is something that will rock him to his core
.....we remove Marmaduke making him partake ...now get this, in manual labour... just think getting his own quails eggs for breakfast, polishing the family silver (that will keep him out of harms way for weeks) and putting his own fuel in the Rolls

[tjlglass]

And forfeiting his Firenza lol

[GHOSTHUNTER]

If I may be permitted to speak...the punishment my learned friend suggests...is it really suitable for the crime! I mean, put the petrol in my own Rolls, how absurd and until my learned friend mentioned it above, I was not aware the Rolls ran on Petrol, left all that for Marmaduke to attend to, I never knew where he went to when it needed more fuel as I was never in the car when that sort of technical stuff had to be done!

As for polishing the Silver, well, my learned friend obviously does not know what is involved in this practice, and neither do I, so that is not going to happen is it!!

No, I am sorry, but the punishment for my crime is clearly too severe and will likely put me in Hospital if I were to attempt any of his suggestions. I will leave it to a committee to suggest a more suitable punishment for me, thank you my learned friend.

Ghosty.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

And forfeiting his Firenza lol

My learned friend may want to learn that the aforementiond Firenza has been surgically implanted onto my chest, as part of an elaborate tattoo and will remain there until I pass over to the other side!

Ghosty.