Where are the jokes in the forum?

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Now, I am all for going to sleep with music, but keep the volume down...!

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Ghosty.

[johnboy]

That looks more like levitation than sleep Ghosty, or maybe it's the soundwaves.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Yes, once you put some alternating electrical current through a coil of copper wire with a magnet inside, you can move some air as the magnet is repelled by the coiled wire fluctuating from being magnetic, to non magnetic and back again. Fix a cone of plastic or card to this moving magnet and you can move some serious amounts of air...Hang on a moment, have I just invented the loudspeaker...!

Ghosty.

[johnboy]

Yes, once you put some alternating electrical current through a coil of copper wire with a magnet inside, you can move some air as the magnet is repelled by the coiled wire fluctuating from being magnetic, to non magnetic and back again. Fix a cone of plastic or card to this moving magnet and you can move some serious amounts of air...Hang on a moment, have I just invented the loudspeaker...!

Ghosty.

Quick Ghosty, patent it before anyone else gets the idea.

[Idris]

...as the magnet is repelled by the coiled wire fluctuating from being magnetic, to non magnetic and back again.

Actually, what is happening is that the magnetic field generated by the coiled wire changes polarity, resulting in that the magnet being alternately repelled and attracted

[johnboy]

That's it Ghosty, cancel that damn patent application.

[YYS4BOB]

The Government. What a joke.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Looks like "YYS4BOB" has nailed it...

Ghosty.

[GHOSTHUNTER]

That's it Ghosty, cancel that damn patent application.

Yeah! somebody else already knows about it...

Ghosty.

[mike]