Where are the jokes in the forum?

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nickjones wrote:One courtesy of our Tim (a big chelsea football club fan)
go to http://www.google.com/maps
search for 'sh+t hole' (but replace the + with an i)
Doesn't really work when you are in New Zealand Nick... all I got was Expressoholic, Wellington and 10 other places that only partly fulfil the criteria... :lol:

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Are you sure you were not on google.nz instead of google.com
It shows several different locations on google.co.uk too.
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Hello ! As my english doesn't allow me to be funny, let's try jokes in pictures.

My first one : "O tempora o mores"

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Oh what times! Oh what customs!

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Oh, I just forgit to say : At left Miss Piggy car Corgi-Toys #2032. At right Cadillac V16 Rextoys #07
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nickjones wrote:Are you sure you were not on google.nz instead of google.com
It shows several different locations on google.co.uk too.
I was on google.com but google is smart enough to pick up your location and therefore presented me with a map of NZ rather than the UK when I went to input the required search.. adding UK or Great Britain still did not get me UK results... :lol:

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Fox wrote:At right Cadillac V16 Rextoys #07
That's the Rextoys model with the porn star politician in the back seat isn't it? I forget her name.... but not her figure :lol:

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Cicciolina was her name.
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Fox wrote:Cicciolina was her name.
..... and we Austrians have Conchita Wurst. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A woman with her baby in the arms steps into a bus.
The busdriver says to here: “This is the ugliest baby I have ever seen”.
The woman went very angry to the back of the bus and sat down next to a man.
The man asked: “Why are you this angry”.
“The busdriver has been very unkind to me” she replied.
The man replied: “Why don’t you go and complain by the driver, meanwhile I will take care of your little monkey”.
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