Where are the jokes in the forum?

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my uncle used to take their books at the front door but only if they took his on devil worship :lol: :lol:
I love that mans sense of humour
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How much is this car after 7 years in the sea worth and why someone buys?

This car is seven years lying in the sea, is full of mud and littered with shells and still finds a buyer, why?
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A good power wash and it will be like new Mike.
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motorman wrote:A good power wash and it will be like new Mike.
Only the front wheel slightly defective.
Maybe even a new car battery.
Otherwise, everything is OK. :lol:
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Maybe it will turn up in a modern art gallery :?:
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johnboy wrote:Maybe it will turn up in a modern art gallery :?:
Turn Up !!! The joke was good. :lol:
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A lot of cars like to be in water...here are Three Rolls-Royce cars enjoying the lubrication benefits of water...!
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That last one looks like it's walking on water.
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is the white one Moon the loon's famous Roller ??
and isn't the silver one top gears take on the same ??
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The white one looks very fresh for a Moony, perhaps it's a double take?
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