Where are the jokes in the forum?

[nickjones]

An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus,"the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”

[zBret]

Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…


zBret

[Idris]

Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…

Have you pulled your Christmas cracker early?

[GHOSTHUNTER]

A mystery person left a huge glass mirror at their local Police station, the Police say they don't usually deal with lost property, but are currently looking into it...

[motorman]

A mystery person left a huge glass mirror at their local Police station, the Police say they don't usually deal with lost property, but are currently looking into it...

Mmmnnn........let me reflect on that a moment Ghosty!!!!

[Idris]

Please remember at this time of year that a puppy isn't just for Christmas. As the Koreans have taught us, if you're lucky, there'll be some left for Boxing Day!

[Idris]

How to giftwrap a cat

[fixer]

How to giftwrap a cat

how not to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCQNmFoz_dI

[Idris]

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ...."
I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Bu****ed if I know, I've never got this far before."

[GHOSTHUNTER]

Love that one Hugh, so true

Ghosty.