An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus,"the man says.“Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
Where are the jokes in the forum?
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
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In sunny Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, UK
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
zBret
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
zBret
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Have you pulled your Christmas cracker early?zBret wrote:Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
A mystery person left a huge glass mirror at their local Police station, the Police say they don't usually deal with lost property, but are currently looking into it...
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Mmmnnn........let me reflect on that a moment Ghosty!!!!GHOSTHUNTER wrote:A mystery person left a huge glass mirror at their local Police station, the Police say they don't usually deal with lost property, but are currently looking into it...
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"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
"Kill all my demons and my angels will die too"
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Please remember at this time of year that a puppy isn't just for Christmas. As the Koreans have taught us, if you're lucky, there'll be some left for Boxing Day!
Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ...."
I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Bu****ed if I know, I've never got this far before."
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ...."
I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Bu****ed if I know, I've never got this far before."
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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?
Love that one Hugh, so true
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