Where are the jokes in the forum?

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What's red chases sheep and goes "nee naw nee naw nee naw"?....................Little Bo Fire engine!!!
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Eight ghosts sitting around the table, one says...Right, who bought the Boo's then!

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a duck walks into a bar and orders a pint
after a short while curiosity gets the better of the barman "what's a talking duck doing around here" he asks
" I'm on my lunch break , i work over the road" said the duck
"oh " said the barman "I would have thought a duck like you would be in a circus"
" why " said the duck "what would they do with a bricklayer"
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Doctor, i feel everyone is ignoring me...................NEXT!!
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I intend to live forever… or die trying.
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A blind man walks into a bar….And a table, and a chair.
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how do you get 4 elephants in a mini
2 in the back and 2 in the front
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
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