Where are the jokes in the forum?

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Re: Where are the jokes in the forum?

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what's got
6 eyes
3 heads
2 wings
2 arms
8 legs
a tail
and is covered in fur and feathers

a man holding a chicken riding a horse
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I often wondered why i kept waking up with a ribbon tied around my Morning Glory!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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what do you call an exploding insect
a jihadi longlegs
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hear the one about the robber run over by a combine harvester
he's out on bail
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A guy was arrested for pretending to be a 'Firework', everything was going well in Court until the Judge let him off...

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What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

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What do ghosts shout when the ball goes into the back of the net?
Ghoul!

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How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "Ooo's a pretty boy then."

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What's white, swings through the jungle and shouts "oh eh oh eh oh eh oh eh oh"...................Tarzan the fridge!!
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