Where are the jokes in the forum?

Post by **fixer** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:30 pm

what's got
6 eyes
3 heads
2 wings
2 arms
8 legs
a tail
and is covered in fur and feathers

a man holding a chicken riding a horse

numi · Post by **numi** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:27 am

error

Post by **motorman** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:21 pm

I often wondered why i kept waking up with a ribbon tied around my Morning Glory!!!

Post by **fixer** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:24 pm

what do you call an exploding insect
a jihadi longlegs

Post by **fixer** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:26 pm

hear the one about the robber run over by a combine harvester
he's out on bail

Post by **GHOSTHUNTER** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:32 pm

A guy was arrested for pretending to be a 'Firework', everything was going well in Court until the Judge let him off...

Ghosty.

Post by **GHOSTHUNTER** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:38 pm

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

Ghosty.

Post by **GHOSTHUNTER** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:41 pm

What do ghosts shout when the ball goes into the back of the net?
Ghoul!

Ghosty.

Post by **GHOSTHUNTER** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:45 pm

How do you know if your being haunted by a parrot?
He keeps going "Ooo's a pretty boy then."

Ghosty.

Post by **motorman** » Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:59 pm

What's white, swings through the jungle and shouts "oh eh oh eh oh eh oh eh oh"...................Tarzan the fridge!!

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