Where are the jokes in the forum?

[mike]

Where are the jokes in the forum?
(I remember on the old forum)

An Austrian poet once wrote:
Poem by Peter Rosegger:

In the forest there are many trees.
The branches are the gaps.
In between flows by a brook.
Oh the forest.

Original Austrian style:

Im Wald stehen viele Bäume.
Die Äste sind die Zwischenräume.
Dazwischen fliest ein Bach.
Ach der Wald.

oops, sorry the picture.
But there are only Trees!
Cheers, Mike

[johnboy]

So that's why walking is so popular in Austria

[motorman]

That takes "getting wood" to a new level

[gpwcollector]

Hi all, here in the US it's Saint Patrick's Day...so here's a joke for today

An Irish man was looking for a parking spot in a crowded mall lot.
"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday." Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."

[tractorboy]

So that's why walking is so popular in Austria

I say that's a bit hard on the folks in Aus …….. Oh, wait a moment "walking" sorry mis read it!

[misterpop]

Nice one Mike .Nicked for my Facebook page....Cheers ..

[zBret]

The Austrian squirrels are happy with their trees.


zBret

[mike]

The Austrian squirrels are happy with their trees.


zBret

zBret! HHOOOLLLAAADDDRIIIOOOOO
Gruß Mike

[johnboy]

I went for a prostate exam yesterday and the doctor game me the thumbs up.

[YYS4BOB]

Makes your eyes water